Confessions of an ebony escort

Punternet Review

2011-12-21T19:26:00.000-08:00

wow it;s been awhile since i have gotten reviews let alone from punternet. I think clients think I don't want reviews anymore, hey if you want to review go ahead.here my review with my lovely friend in Scotland!http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=107017I am blushing. xxx

Central London In calls Tour

2011-12-21T18:53:00.000-08:00

Hi Guys!Catch me in Central London Tour!Thursday 22nd - Friday 23rd - London BridgeMonday 26th & Tuesday 27th - OUTCALL ONLYWednesday 28th - Friday 30th - Bloomsbury Euston AreaxMAS AND NEW YEAR SPECIAL OFFERS.XXX

Annoying Texting!

2011-12-20T10:04:00.000-08:00

I do not know how many times to say this but I do not want anyone texting me for appointments. What type of person thinks withuot speaking to you I will give you details, address of where I am staying by text.....how stupid do you think I am. Anyway yes it takes away from the people that are genuine but oh well there are too many pricks in this world. I am sick of texting people to stop texting me, I'm sick of wasting my credit. Also because some people think they are so clever by asking me the postcode and address, I just text them the incorrect postcode and a different address. But i'm bored of that now and i'm not always in the mood.I was in the bath and this guy would not stop texting me can he come now, my answer yes but he has to call first, he said oh hes in work he cant call now (i hear this all the time so i rolled my eyes) My response well call me when your in , he texts hes here now. My response do you really really think I am going to give you all the correct details by text? Now piss off! ha ha ha haBut seriously safety first and etiquette is not to difficult to send a booking request then I can text you to confirm when you should call me or I call you. Send me a booking request by email or on AW.How hard is it seriously.

Hello From Dublin!

2011-12-07T16:56:00.000-08:00

I have not been in Ireland in about 7 months! So I decided to make a last minute stop off there for 3 days. I haven't missed much! ha ha ha. I use to tour Ireland loads and loads. But started going to other places.

It's been a busy one for me and I recently took some time off. You can go and go and go until something happens that reminds you that your really need to look after yourself. So I have taken it upon myself to make sure I look after me, so last week I literally slept and slept and slept! It felt so good as I know I will not be able to have a week where all I can do is sleep in a long while so I enjoyed it I just do not know where my week went. What happened that I took time off? Life happened. But you dust have to dust yourself off and move on what will be wil be. I learned something about myself that I am quite resilient!

Anyway this week I am trying out a zumba class and a boot camp class ha ha ha ha! wish me luck!

I will update on my classes and my NEW YORK trip which was fab! Cant wait to go back.

off to bed!

HardSports/Farting......No no no no

2011-11-01T20:42:00.000-07:00

I remember when I started getting the request for hardsports, for anyone that is wondering what is hardsports it how do I put it without sounding to crude? Look it's simply shitting on someone. (it is what it is why sugar coat it)
I thought it was a joke or it was guys calling to take this. I mean I was asked everyone in awhile not like constantly but sometimes. And my response was always No! I know different strokes for different folks but you have to draw the line somewhere. I can never imagine me doing that ever plus I would be either laughing uncontrollably or in disgust. The only place I will be doing that is in the toilet just me and the toilet.

But I do realise it is popular, I just googled it and this is what I got:

Another word for hardsports is: cop·ro·phil·i·a
An abnormal, often obsessive interest in excrement, especially the use of feces for sexual excitement.

And Farting is another no no for me.

Each to their own...whatever floats your boat!

xxx

I'll Take A Bullet

2011-10-26T14:32:00.000-07:00

So I have really been enjoying my new toy....

Do you like white men?

2011-10-08T14:45:00.001-07:00

Ofcourse I like white men. I like anyone that is respectful no matter what creed or colour you are, everything else is secondary.

Ask me anything

Gums are important too

2011-09-30T15:06:00.001-07:00

Something very interesting happened a few weeks ago. A client I that had been meaning to catch up with me for awhile, we finally caught up. I was looking forward to meeting him because he sounded so patient. The thing is in this business especially when you are not using your own place, people let you down or something happens you do not expect. I am very honest to my clients, yes some react badly, childishly at times and I roll my eyes only because its out of my hands. I understand your horny and you have been looking forward to it all day but HELLO I do want to get paid too, so I am just as frustrated as you too! Anyway he was very very very very calm about it. And it was nice. So when I was finally free to meet I made sure in advance I new his availability and booked a hotel. We finally met, and I was right he had a very gentle calm manner. Anyway we had wine talked and talked....what does he do? He is a surgeon! ha ha ha I guess You have to be bloody calm and patient to do that job right!!! with 10 hour plus surgeries.

Anyway he told me what made him intrigued to visit me was my..wait for it GUMS!!! As my gums in my mouth! ha ha ha ha you see my pictures are cut so you cant see my face and I refuse to show my face I like the mystery and I like guys coming to see me and saying "wow you beautiful" yep its an ego boost I love it!

Anyway he was serious and said he loved that I had nice gums and nice teeth. It did get me thinking about gums and dental hygiene, I do always get asked if I have had my teeth whitened, I have not only because I hear it will make your teeth more sensitive so I am put oof by that.

But seriously I had a guy come to see me and once he opened his mouth to talk, i NEARLY threw up! His gums were bleeding. wtf did he think he was going to kiss me of go down me? not a hope in hell, I sent him packing and I told him he needs to go to the dentist.

would you allow a set of these suck your cock? I hope not!

missed you in newcastle ... hope you return soon ;-)

2011-08-24T16:28:00.001-07:00

Awww what a shame. I will. Xxx

Ask me anything

Does size matter?

2011-08-24T16:27:00.001-07:00

No not at all, its all about how you use it. X

Ask me anything

NEW WEBSITE!

2011-08-18T14:55:00.000-07:00

Hi ya!

I have a new website!!

WWW.RENEEWASHINGTON.COM

I will be re-branding myself...like the talk rebranding it's my marketing talk lol.

I just learnt to do this screen shot love it!

There are Pretty Girls In This Business...

2011-08-05T07:40:00.000-07:00

wow your too pretty to be doing this...... so my client says.

I think to myself number 1. If I wasn't decent looking you would have made your excuses and legged it out the door. 2. If I wasn't good looking you may have given me a pity fuck.

Why do not all men some men assume working girl shouldn't be stunners not saying I am a stunner but I would do me. I think its my eyes I have sexy eyes and sexy lips very full lips very nice ha ha ha ha

Anyway yes while they are the odd occasions when Ladies you pictures form years ago, air brushed pictures or pictures that are not even of them do not expect the worse. I have to admit I have met girls and their pictures are nothing like them, imagine a guy jerking of their pictures super excited about meeting this stunner and then what they expect doesn't meet them at the door, ha ha ha I would be very very pissed off! I make a booking to see brad pitt and the del boy opens the door, NO WAY I AM OFF!

TEMPORARY NUMBER! 0790021023

2011-07-29T07:52:00.000-07:00

THE DAMN PHONE COMPANY HAVE MESSED UP MY TRANSFER!

I think they did it on purpose personally because they want me to change my mind! I'm sticking to my guns...ha ha ha

07900021023

CALL ME ON THIS NUMBER TILL THE FOOLS SORT IT OUT!

I'M STILL WORKING JUST BE AWAY ALOT!

2011-04-10T15:39:00.001-07:00

Hi guys!

I am getting emails from people asking if I am still working but I AM STILL WORKING! I have been touring alot and been on alot of holidays the past few months....so Im still around. Keep reading my blog to keep updated with my whereabouts!

So much things have been happening I do not know where to begin....I'll be back to update soon!

Your pictures do not do you justice...........

2011-04-04T10:47:00.000-07:00

is this a pick up line now? lol

Guys have come to see me and are very surprised because they say my pictures look older and I look alot younger, hmmmm how am I meant to take that I like my sexy pictures, but I am due to take new pictures I have to take pictures every 6 months... so new pictures coming up soon.

have a look! What do you think?

new website coming up shortly!

Lil update...France, touring, scotland and more

2011-03-19T14:08:00.000-07:00

So I had a lovely trip in France I had so much fun in the capital Paris then I went to Nice and Monaco. Very very different it is like you are in to different countries. The riviera is gorgeous I have some pictures I will post in abit.
I have decided the french love French bread, wine and cheese lol seriously everything you order you are given a french roll cut up.

So I have not been blogging as much probably because of all my touring which is a shame I miss it I think all this touring has been taking it's toll on me so I am just exploring a few places to tour and then I will know where to go and where not to go lol I guess. I love being home in my own surroundings so I will be spending more time in LONDON YAY! I will be back to blogging about my going ons!

I'm visiting Scotland next week I haven't been in months but ah heck why not huh.
THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEK AND EASTER I WILL BE HOME THE WHOLE TIME I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE AT ALL YAY!

France Visiting 11th - 15th March

2011-03-04T04:50:00.000-08:00

HI YA.

I am popping over to France for a few days.

Paris, France 11th - 12th Marc
Nice, France 13th - 15th

I am having a little break so i may as well be a little naughty too, and that French accent is tres sexy.

xxx

I'm BACK!! Quick hi!

2011-03-04T04:44:00.000-08:00

Hi ya!

So its been awhile since I blogged, I wish I could blog on my phone but I don't think I can, think you can use blogger on your usa phone.

Anyway haven't I been a very busy girl since xmas, xmas was a busy time for family and the little work I got in. I have just got back from Holiday and I have hit the ground running, I am back on tour in Ireland as I write this.

I have quite a few tours planed for the next few months. I will be making my schedule easier for you guys to catch up with me and I will be spending alot more time in London too. I hope to see more of the UK on this tour, so I will tour channels Islands again, Scotland and up north a little bit.

I am really happy at the moment *giggles* the happier I am the hornier I am!

xxxx

XMAS London WORKING hours

2010-12-11T08:35:00.000-08:00

Hi guys,

Yes I have been touring alot loads right now.

BUT I WILL BE AVAILABLE

21ST - 14TH JAN

24th Dec - 9am - 2pm

26th Dec - 9am - 2pm
27th Dec - 9am -1pm
28th Dec - 9AM - 3-M
29TH - All day
30th - ALL DAY
31ST - 9am - 6pm
1ST JAN - NOT AVAILABLE

IM LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING SOME FUN, LOL

Kisses

Renee

Away 30th Nov - 20 Dec

2010-11-25T16:59:00.000-08:00

Hi Guys!!!

I will be away from Tuesday 30th November until Monday 20th December

bye guys!!!

Send me emails if you want an appointment any day after these dates,

I will be around the whole xmas bank holiday too.

Available incalls saturday 4th & sunday 5th December

xxx

Your Telephone Manner Speaks A Thousand Words

2010-11-08T15:56:00.000-08:00

So I keep hearing that I have a good telephone manner...really??????

Because that is without effort, you see my policy is be yourself either you like me or you don't. I can't make someone like me. So I guess naturally I do have a good telephone manner. I ha to admit I do wonder about you guys. If someone does not speak to you nicely on the phone what do you expect!!!!! If you spoke to say for example customer service or no if you just called up a store to enquire and they were rude or even spoke to you in a rude way you would be outraged. Who want to part hard earned cash and get in return rudeness?? No one...not even me. Yes I have certainly turned rude clients away. Even with the offer of extra money, nope once you have been rude to me for no reason good bye mate.

When clients call and the first thing they say is "How much?" I have hung and told them "call me when you learn some manners"

Good manners do not cost a thing.

I also have laughed a heck of a lot by the stories I have be told by my clients. A client once told me he had been dying to meet a lady and her pictures just made him hard all the time, so finally he called and was dumb founded by the level of.....hmmmmm how did he put it.....level of communication skills. ha ha ha ha ha She didn't care to know his name or where he was from. She just emphasised her rate. Then of course his hard on deflated straight away! ha ha ha ha But he still wanted to her . And it ended up being the worst 2 hours ever.....seriously what do you expect??? The warning signals are there but he refused to see them.

I can stand rude people even a worker at my corner shop was rude to me. I told him off!You cant expect me to come and spend my money and your speaking to me like you fed up even if it's £10 I don't care.

"Treat people the way you expect to be treated"

It goes a long way.

kisses

Renee

xxx

Visiting Scotland 8th - 15th November

2010-11-06T15:33:00.000-07:00

hi guys!

I am visiting SCOTLAND next week! For a week.

Edinburgh Monday 8th - Tuesday 9th Nov
Aberdeen Wednesday 10th - Thursday 11th Nov
Inverness Friday 12th - Monday 15th Nov

My first time in Scotland I am looking forward to it, I will definitely go walkies and look around taking pictures. I do like to look around.

London incalls

2010-11-02T16:51:00.001-07:00

Back in London is great!!!

Loving it like cooked food!

kisses.

x

would u spoil me like a queen too

2010-10-26T12:33:00.001-07:00

Ofcourse if that is what you want.

Ask me anything

What's the best thing about being an escort?

2010-10-26T12:32:00.001-07:00

Being able to explore myself sexually..... meeting nice and new peoplem, hearing so many different life stories, sometimes being spoilt and having explosive sex with a stranger it's quite thrilling..

Ask me anything

when you coming to manchester? i would book you and spoil you like a queen

2010-10-26T12:20:00.001-07:00

I will definitely look at coming to manchester very soon...if you spoil me like a queen I will treat you like a king in the bedroom. x

Ask me anything

I smile with my Eyes...........

2010-10-26T12:15:00.000-07:00

That is what a client told me before I got on top of him and road him until he exploded deep inside me....ha ha ha ha I have a few sides to me don't you think?

Yes he told me it's biology how the sides of my eyes squeeze which shows I am really smiling because anyone can smile with their lips...;very interesting.... While he was busy analysing me and my face and loving my brown eyes I was busy analysing his package and thinking about what I want to do to his package the more I decided the wetter I felt between my legs..great I definitely need a cock up there. Sometimes I hate waiting because I want it now. I have to admit escorting really helped me sexually, as in I was able to explore my sexual fantasies more so now I know what I love and loathe. I have had some great orgasms with clients....not even trying and my pussy has been so wet and dripping its crazy.

I think these past weeks I have been starved of sex, you know you get use to having sex so much you enjoy it.

I love going to dinner with a client and over a glass of wine tell him a Few things I am looking forward to doing to him when I get back to the room.......it's a charm by the time we get back to the room he is hard as a rock..yummy.

Going to Scotland Soon

2010-10-24T10:02:00.000-07:00

I have decided to travel to Scotland sometime next month!

I'm looking forward to touring and I have toured alot this year but I will still be working in London as well so I will publicise it clearly too so I wont miss my London based men! I know you have missed me soo I am back!

Unfortunately me new place is not disabled friendly it's not bad just has a few stairs I can be abit lazy at times and always take the life so its not that bad lol

I will write more tomorrow...

kiss kiss

I am in a good mood...

London 30th - 7th November!!!

oooh how busy I have been........... 3sum fantasy lol

2010-10-13T14:14:00.000-07:00

Hi guys!
It has been a long Month or 6 weeks! Moving has been soooo stressful I did not realise how much crap I have! I think I am a hoarder its ridiculous. Ordering furniture especially couches are the worst it takes 6 weeks! Finally this weekend my couches are being delivered! yay at last.

Anyway I am finally getting my bedroom together so I can entertain my clients. I haven't had my pussy fucked for a few weeks well 2 weeks I thought I had forgotten ...but it's like riding a bike or learning to swim... you never forget!

So I'm away at the moment trying to tour as I get my house in order or doing outcalls in London.

So my last appointment I did an outcall to a central london hotel, champagne and strawberries on arrival are definitely a good touch. I love arriving at hotels with a big coat heels and a sexy dress because the undressing is the best part.

So as we conversed and talked, laughed and giggled. I was thinking when are you going to stop talking and let's get it on....you see I was feeling horny for some reason,finally I decided to shut him up so leaned over and gave him the deepest kiss ever! Yes he stood to attention! As I climbed on him he started to peel off my clothes...ummm. I was ready to get that cock in me but of course he had other ideas as he lay me back and went down to my pussy the sheer thrill I thought I was going to cum straight away or squirt so I tried to hold back and I felt a trickle of cum from my pussy. As I lay there enjoying his tongue playing with my pussy I couldnt help thinking wouldn't it be nice to have another guy there sucking my nipples, the more I thought about it the more I got turned on. I didn't tell him about it I kept my erotic thought to myself, It was very strange as I have never really thought about 3sums. As I wen to suck him off I was then thinking imagine me sucking him off and another guy fucking me from behind....the more I thought about it the more aroused I became. I then pushed him down and sat on his cock.....at last!....I thought...yes I enjoyed all the positions we did and my orgasm was soooo intense.

Later that night after I kissed my client goodbye and we had made arrangements to meeting a few weeks I could help asking myself what's wrong with me! lol I guess all that lack of sex!

3sums hmmmmmm you never know. LOL

Client's when I tell them I havemt had a threesome they don't believe me. The sterotype about escorts make me laugh...I will go into my sexual past in a post later.

xxx

Touring

2010-10-05T00:32:00.000-07:00

Hi Guys!

I will only be doing OUTCALLS IN LONDON FOR NOW.

I will be in Maidstone kent wednesday 6th - 8th October.

For more information do send me an email.

xxx

Bank Holiday weekend Tour in Central London

2010-08-25T18:12:00.000-07:00

Hi Guys!

Since I am moving to London I figured I would give london a taster and see what I have been missing. My schedule is as follows.

Saturday 28th - Chertsey until 1pm

Sunday 29th - Waterloo, Central London

Monday 30th - Waterloo, Central London

Tuesday 31st - 3rd Sept - Chertsey, Surrey

I WILL NOT BE WORKING IN CHERTSEY ANYMORE FROM 12TH SEPTEMBER

The Art of Kissing

2010-08-25T04:09:00.000-07:00

I take kissing very seriously very seriously I tell you.
Anyone who has come to pay me a visit will note or confirm that if you want kissing or French kissing I politely tell you to use the mouthwash and breathe freshener in the bathroom. You should use it anyway without me telling you to be honest. So If you are offended, no kissy kissy for you.
I know some people do not like to kiss as they find it too personal (not that a penis penetrating a vagina isn’t personal lol) but each to their own I can understand. However I have to admit I can’t remember the last client that didn’t want to kiss me or didn’t try to kiss me I guess these full un-Botox plumed pink lips are just irresistible....a word I have heard ever too often, Lol
For a long time I’ve believe that a kiss sets the standard of how the performance will be and I still believe that. When I have hooked up with a guy and kissed him and felt well that was crap I’m going any further, I don’t feel the need to. Because If you can’t be bothered to kiss me right which is the initial phase of drawing me into the moment how are you going to satisfy my body. You can’t kiss my lips well how the hell are you going to kiss my other lips well. I have yet to have had an explosive kiss and lame sex.
Kissing is more than sticking your tongue in my mouth. Fellas this is not kissing; mouth open try to stick your tongue as far down my throat as possible. I have had to hold back from biting a client’s tongue and I have had to stop clients and tell him if he keeps doing that I won’t kiss him again. Some clients do say okay show me how to do it correctly and I have shown them in turn they are receptive by seeing/feeling the difference and they can go off and satisfy other ladies. I like to feel the lips gently bit by bit sucking your top lip a tiny bit sucking the bottom, kissing your bottom lip kissing you top lips feeling both your lips, slowly faster slowly faster, I am a passionate lady indeed and then if you allow the building up sexually chemistry oooh its explosive.

Yes you cannot get a great kiss with everyone but I sure as hell try!

Strip tease for one very very happy man.

2010-06-16T15:17:00.001-07:00

Well I had a client call to make an appointment he was very quiet and seemed nervous. I eased him into it, he said what he wanted and added he wanted a Lapdance too. In my mind I was thinking oh ok I have ticked it in my services I offer list. But I never get asked for this service or even by the time I can get round to offering the service the guy is ready to explode so it never happens, lol. That’s all I need a guy leaving me a reviewed saying HER LAPDANCE SUCKED!!! HA HA HA HA!

Anyway I booked the appointment and got ready I had to make sure my item of clothing showed of my ass and I think I had the perfect outfit. I was thinking hmmm I wonder if he will show up it may just be a fantasy to say I want a lap dance then door bell rang. I let him in and of course he was nervous. I confirmed by asking him if he wanted a lap dance he said yes please awww so polite and eager. So I got my ipod and speakers and pressed play lucky a seductively slow song I really like came on. I may be no lapdancer and those girls in the strip clubs can move but one thing I know is that I can dance! I sat him in a chair and danced around him to the slow seductive beat, on him, beside him, in front of him, swayed my hips and ass for him, bending down rubbing my boobs on him but still in rhythm with the music. It was fun I especially enjoyed watching him rise and rise lol I was in the Caribbean later so I definitely practiced some dance moves.

By now he was comfortable and couldn’t take it anymore...perfect! Because he enjoyed himself. I asked him why didn’t he just go to the strip club, he said that well alot of them have fake boobs and they turn you on and there’s nothing you can do but at least with an escort you can go the whole mile....good point I couldn’t argue with that!

Picture Thieves

2010-06-07T06:05:00.000-07:00

Why do girls use my pictures? Apart from my sheer beauty but it is annoying. This year alone I have found at least 6 girls using my pictures and I am finding it annoying. When I emailed one girl she even tried to say we look similar what a twat! Yes I gave her a piece of my mind! It is always clients that email me telling me that a girl is using my pictures. The latest girl is in France! Once I find that link I will post it!!! These cheap girls need to stop ripping off clients and get their own pictures, If they think they are too unattractive to work the should retire!

From a very pissed off Renee.

The Dominatrix In Me

2010-05-28T07:42:00.000-07:00

Hi Guys!

I have been so busy having fun touring. I think that is what I will be concentrating on for a while touring because its nice to get away oncein awhile maybe a week out of the month I will go somewhere.

Ireland has been fun and they seem to be bringing out the dominatrix in me and I am loving it. I have seen alot of naughty boys and I have had to give them a spanking for being so naughty. I bought this leather strap on and it looks fab I am definitely enjoying using it.

I bought a red latex dress and it did go down a storm! ha ha I'm on my way into central London now to do some more shopping I have some who is to buy and I want to buy a latex dress. I will take some pictures and post them.

There is definitely more than one side to me......I am also a steamy hot mix

I'm off to the channel Islands for a few days next week.

xxx

It's Been Awhile...Never Again!

2010-05-17T15:02:00.000-07:00

hi!!

It's been awhile! I have been so so busy but I will do a catch up blog. I have been doing alot of touring. It is nice to see other places I also got a pair of shoes form a client!!

Catch up coming soon!

kisses

xxx

Moving to London....well back

2010-03-24T16:16:00.000-07:00

Its Official I will be moving back to London and I will be based there...so all you guys checking me out from London will not have to come out to surrey to see me anymore.

London is great in the summer.

Flat hunting sucks!

St Patrick's Day In Belfast

2010-03-18T16:33:00.000-07:00

I was in Belfast over St Patricks day! I seem to be in Ireland when there is always an even for some reason. It was a nice and relaixng time. I think I am getting the touring itch!
It was so funny the day I was leaving I had checked out of hotel went around the city centre before I went to catch my flight home, my phone would not stop ringing it was constant even when I got home that evening it would not stop for the next two days. I was wondering what the hell was going on, then I checked my email and my friend in Ireland sent me an email, he said so how much did you pay him for that review, ha ha ha I had had my first Irish review and it was a good one, no wonder my phone kept ringing constantly! ha ha ha ha

Go out there and get what you want!

2010-03-10T16:35:00.000-08:00

Yes it is easier when you are given things......I want whatever it maybe and it is given to you. It is just easy. But life isn't that simple for everyone well some people.

I believe in the art of going out and getting what you want by working hard. Hard work truly pays off. I have to admit I am not phased by rich people or what great things people have. Don't get me wrong I maybe in awe but I am not, hmm whats the word driven by what someone else has. I am driven from hearing their story and hearing where they were and what they did to get to where they are.

In my life I have been promised gold, diamonds, cars, jewels, you name it i am sure it has been on the table. Some me especially wealthy men seem to want you to want them and want you to want them to buy you things. Look do not get me wrong I love gifts......I love people wanting to buy things for me especially when I see it is thoughtful and comes from a good place. If you want to give me something who am I to decline the gesture? ha ha ha ha ha. I cannot stand people who say oh they will give you this and that and the list goes on just so you can be with them, its simply annoying. Isn't that the job description of a sugarbaby? that's what they are called right. My thoughts on sugar daddies will be another topic later.

I am a person that can truly say hard work pays off, I am glad I have not had to rely on anyone to get things I NEED, WANT OR DESIRE. Yes I know there are things I still want which are dreams but you never know. Dreams can come true.

Home Sweet Home

2010-03-01T01:10:00.000-08:00

I am back at home and I have to admit I have missed home comforts. As I write this I am wrapped up in my duvet.

Ireland was fab it really was, so I am looking forward to going back soon. I do not know when yet. I can't say I have been around the Irish much but they have this humorous side to then..very funny people the majority I met anyway from the coach guy to the taxi guy to meeting a guy in the pub. ha ha ha ha. While I was there the rugby was on and of course it had to be England vs Ireland, obviously with that match on I assumed I would not be working and of course assumed rightly. While the match was on I was tempted to walk around with an England t-shirt ha ha ha yeah right I'm not that bold. The atmosphere in the pubs and bars were amazing. And England lost......I think I was happy ha ha ha only because I thought if Ireland lost the guys would be depressed and the last thing they would want to do is go and see an English bird for fun!

Ireland is a lovely country, next time I visit I do have to do more sightseeing. It's nice to hear that people read this blog and from reading the blog they get a sense of my personality hence decide to meet me....OOOH THE ART OF BLOGGING!

Happy New year

2010-01-11T01:13:00.000-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post xmas new year break

2009-12-12T15:41:00.000-08:00

Hi ya! I'll be away 25th December until 8th January 2010!
CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CATCH ME WHILE YOU CAN SWEETIE. XXX

Hanging up my Stockings????

2009-11-08T15:37:00.000-08:00

Hey guys n gurls!

I got an alarming phone call from a lovely client, he is such a sweetie, he was worried I was going to be hanging up my stockings as he read in my blog I am starting my new venture which is an escort agency. Isn't that so sweet?!! I mean if everything goes to plan I'm sure that is what will eventually happen. I have a few ventures I am definitely hoping to go into and its exciting as I am putting my marketing degree and experience to good use,. well applying it to some of my interests. Right now I feel I am doing ten things at once so things are pretty hectic. Organising 10 girls is not easy......I'm sure some of you manage more than 10 people and I'm moaning right ha ha ha ha

Anyway yes I will eventually will be hanging up my stockings when that day comes close I'm sure you will all know, So wish me luck with my new ventures.

x

I'm Back to Full Effect......Soon to be Boss Lady

2009-11-05T22:55:00.000-08:00

Hello!

I'm back! I have had an amazing Holiday! It was so depressing to be back because it rained the next day I got back. I hate going from the sun to the great British weather. yes I had to but my sunglasses away. I think I will definitely be going on more holidays, there is a big world out there and I intend to see it! While I have been away I have been working and very hard indeed while topping up my tan of course.

I have been told by a few people how impressed they are of my blog, that the find it fun and real. Well I guess it is as its just my thoughts. When people make comments I guess it makes me write more and keep my blog up to date. I KNOW I HAVEN'T WRITTEN FOR AGES but I have been so hectic. You know the whole time I was away i went to the gym and I have been back for a week and I haven't been to the gym once! Its so annoying when you get back to your real LIFE and everything becomes so hectic, but that's life I guess, If I wasn't busy I would be bored. So why have I been busy? Well I am going through some business ideas and I am working on my business plan and marketing plan, yup....I come from a marketing background so I intend to apply my studies to my personal businesses.

Also I have decided to go on tour! I will go to Ireland and USA! Can't wait! If anyone wants to see me on this tour send me an email and I will keep you up to date.

Also I am planning escort parties and an escort agency which will be launched at the end of this month so darlings keep checking back for up date information. Also my agency will be a bit different from what you see out there, it will be full of real women, when I say that I mean, women with personality, life experience, even just experience and yes they are all gorgeous of course different shapes and sizes, no I have not stuck to the size 8 or size 10 omen, I'm not a size 10 but it doesn't mean I cant be an escort as you can see from my blog of experiences. Also these girls are fairly new to the industry so I will be working hard to introduce them to this industry. It's a very exciting time as things have begun to come together, I'm looking forward to working with these girls as they are all lovely. Yes it ill be hard work but I'm ready for it.

x

So

Away again

2009-10-12T15:19:00.001-07:00

Hi,

I can't help it the opportunity keeps arising. I am going to be away 17th October - 28th October

xxx

HAPPY Birthday Confessions of a Ebony escort

2009-10-06T13:14:00.000-07:00

Happy birthday to me happy birthday to me!

I have been blogging for a year now, wow doesn't time fly by so quickly a whole 12 months! Looking back it has been an interesting and exciting time, I read back my blogs and I have to admit I made myself laugh alot I even forgot it was me that had written all these things i guess I'm not a bad blogger after all. These are just my honest thoughts and everyday day to day life and no it is not fiction it is fact. I get asked this all the time. And I'll say it again it's true.

Happy reading.

xxx

Touring

2009-10-05T14:19:00.001-07:00

So I have been deciding where to tour next next year. So I will definitely will be visiting USA and Ireland....what do you think? Goodness I don't even know what cities I will go to yet either. I have been emailed by people in the past regarding these areas. Well keep in touch and contact me.... I Could be coming to your doorstep.

x

My Poll results

2009-09-28T05:00:00.000-07:00

My poll results are in, thank you to those that voted.
The question was: How do you like vaginas?
Results:
Trimmed 17%
Natural 35%
Clean shaven 35%
Brazilian 10%

Very interesting hmmmmm well you haven't really helped me decide have you....well as you know from previous blogs I have serve issue with my sensitive skin esp down below yes my vagina aka pussy. I tend to keep it naturally trimmed but now I have been experimenting get it clean shaved which is definitely having it's up's and downs. I have used hair removal cream which does not agree with my skin, I have waxed which is painful and still not the best option, I have shaved with a razor which I now regret ha ha ha h seriously that is the worse what was I thinking???!!!! Anyway I am not waiting for it to soothe down abit and hair to grow some more then i have been told to use clippers so I bought some, i'm sure I ill let you know how it all goes.

I am starting another poll today so please get voting or well its to use you opinion and it is anonymously plus it lets me know that some one out there is reading my blog. Your comments help too so it would be nice to have some comments from you guys, I know alot of people read this blog but I do not hear your voice through comments so go ahead " make my day" ha ha haha

kisses!!! xoxo

When I see A client I run over to them give them a big kiss and hug...................

2009-09-24T10:34:00.001-07:00

Yeah right! Don't be so silly.

A client (lovely guy) was telling me he doesn't like to see girls in the same area of where he lives he likes to goabit further away from where he lives because he doesn't want to bump into a girl he has seen. Okay, the reason was because he would feelawkward and feels he would have to say hi. I asked about some places I have been to in the borders of where he lives and where I live, he goes to these places. When I told him i had been to these places he got uncomfortable ha ha ha ha i can be such a little devil cant I. I told him not to worry I do have a private life too, why would I want the two to cross I don't. So I do not expect a hello or acknowledgement from a client I have seen and one should not be expected form me either. I mean ifI'm with family and friends the question they will always ask is "who is that? or where do you know him from?" So if I see a client in public (which I have) ifhe says hello or wants to talk I will otherwise I will avoid it, just like you like discretion so do I.

Anyway why do men, okay some men feel they can just call up anytime and say they would like to come over now they are in the area.....errm excuse me, do you really think I am laying on the bed with my legs wide open waiting for you? come on seriously. I do not get why some men cannot be respectful of time. Well my point is I understand as a man sometimes you just want to have sex then and there but just don't get annoyed if I am unavailable thas's all.

I was invited to dubai this weekend, I love that place it's so cool .............

....................but I can't go. I promised family and friends I would do stuff with them this weekend...I try to keep to my word no matter what.

Can't sleep

2009-09-22T21:00:00.000-07:00

So it's 5am and I am at my friends penthouse facing the river Thames sitting on the terrace with a glass of in in my hand as I do some work, why at 5am? For some reason I cannot sleep so i have been watching TV and doing some work. (yawning) now i am getting tired, i guess i will be asleep most of tomorrow. It strange even when I was at university i would study much more and better at night , maybe it the peace and quiet and also because i have alot of things in my head and plans i need to execute, apparently my friends said cancers are procrastinators? is that true? i do not really follow star signs so i do not really care, lol

what a week it has been, some cow on AW was using my picture some lovely guy emailed me and told as i had seen him some years back! silly cow i emailed her and gave her a piece of my mind! seriously is she that busted that she cant take her own pictures on the flip side i should be happy that she wanted pictures of me lol no but i do not like the whole deceiving of men/clients it s ab it ridiculous. I find it very immature. Yes i'm pissed off can you tell?

Nothing much going on apart from planning another little trip away in October it will only be a week and my lips are burning i looked like i had botox done, i used some lip gloss and my lips had an allergic reaction to them.....me and my sesitive skin!!!!!!!!!!!!!arrgggghhh but they are better now..I guess i need someone's soft kisses.

xxx

Beauty is Pain

2009-09-10T06:15:00.001-07:00

Yes beauty is pain! my goodness i haven't got the Patience but it just has to be done. There are days when I just cannot be bothered........... i cant be bothered to do my hair, nails- pedicure & manicure, facials, my eyebrows threaded and this is just the basic things don't forget legs waxed and/or fanny waxed. These are the days i don't work may be my time of the month days. But then i look in the mirror and think damn "girl you need to get it together!" ha ha ha Did you notice i didn't say makeup? well that's because everyone tells me i don't need it... i secretly know but i like makeup its a girly thing. I see make up as a tool to accentuate what you have. Some ladies can not go out of the house without make up and i hate it when you see women with thick layers of make up on my goodness imagine when all that comes off.

Anyway the point of this is, i think you fellas need to appreciate the women you visit more because alot of time goes into them looking good for your arrival. OMG i forgot i got my fanny waxed!!!! i wish someone told me what to expect! they had the option of Brazilian or nollywood. Anyway i normally do it myself but my skin is so sensitive i decided to go to a professional ....well well well the beautician is that what i should call her? her face was all in my vagina waxing the lips and all....ha ha ha ha ha You would think with what i did i wou ldn't be embarrassed right? WRONG. AT least when a client comes you know what to expect. I certainly wasn't expecting someone taking a closer look at my vagina lips to see if the hair was taken off.

hmmmm haven't decided if i'm going back.

I like Basketball

2009-08-16T16:54:00.000-07:00

Are people scared to admit they like sex? I dont get it...... Clients always say to me so you like sex. YES I LIKE SEX, I ENJOY SEX!!!! For the last time!

Well tonight I had a very lovely time in docklands. This weekend at the O2 there was a basketball tournament, UK, Israel, Turkey, Poland call ed Game on 4Nations. I saw it in the paper and I actually wanted to go. Believe it or not I actually like sports I was a great athlete in school I just wish I continued it. Anyway back to my story so I met the manager of one of these teams I won't say which team as I'm sure ballers on the road may one day come across this and I have to be discreet for my clients. Anyway we met at the hotel bar, he had actually tried to meet me all weekend but I was so busy this weekend...how many birthday and baby showers in one weekend I don't get it. Anyway he was patient and we finally met, we had a chat in the hotel bar, talked about basketball I think he was impressed that I actually had an interest in basketball he said 5000 came to watch the tournament, that's alot of people. He was also impressed by how pretty I was he said he wasn't sure what my face would look like but he got a sense it would be cute. Anyway went up to his room and I went to the bathroom to get changed, I noticed alot of condoms in the bin I see he had been a very busy man I guess that's the fun of being on the road or that's the entertainment when they are bored. Anyway I dressed up in a new black baby doll dress, fishnets, abit of make up, perfume, and my sexy new patent heels and condoms in tow I was ready. Oh and so was he, as soon as I came out I could see his penis fighting to get out of those boxer shorts......well what can I say that's the effect I have.

Initially the thoughts in my head were going back to the fact that he used to be a basketball player but now is a manager hmm I was thinking my god hes gonna have some stamina, ha ha ha His body was soooo fit seriously in my head I was drooling but of course my face didn't show that ha ha ha. He then told me that he has never been with bigger girl that where he is from all the working girls are skinny and his team mates that are black in the local teams tell him they prefer curvier black girls that it's fun.....FUN? ha ha ha OK whatever rocks your boat. Anyway he was all over me and couldn't wait to see my breasts.....so I gently peeled off my babydoll dress to expose my breasts....I thought his eyes were gonna pop out, he sucked those breasts like they were no tomorrow...It is a turn on when a client is so excited. He wanted my babydoll dress off, so it went so i am now standing naked in my fishnet stockings and my patent shoes and decide to suck him off, he has to stop me because he doesn't want to come (I love it when this happens because it confirms I'm doing a good job....this happens to me alot....I'm serious...ha ha ha). We move on to the bed he wants to be on top and wow was he impressive. No more foreplay just straight to business which was good because I was really turned on. He was so excited he came fairlyish soon I don't even know if i came........which is fine like I always say every appointment is different. I'm glad he fullfilled his fantasy. I got ready to go and he kept telling me it was awesome he confirmed he had been missing out. He asked me if I can travel to Europe (i guess he indirectly asking if I have a British passport) I confirm that I travel internationally without any problems. He tells me he travels alot and would love to meet me again while hes on the road. That will definitely not be a problem...hes hot and hes a lovely gentleman. And the big tip he gave put an even bigger smile on my face.

You can Suck Cock

2009-08-15T02:53:00.000-07:00

Errrr ofcourse I can suck cock! It's like when I go to the nail shop I expect them to know how to do nails right so It's only fitting I know how to suck cock right? YES!

Ha ha ha ha I do make myself laugh. Late last night I saw a client he had a big cock but yes I was able to handle it, we didn't even get to have sex as he came so hard it put him to sleep...........what a waste for me. Just joking I'm glad he was satisfied but I wouldn't of minded sampling that cock. Oh well there is always next time I guess.

When I give a guy a blow job every experience is different, I'm not a robot I can't do very BJ the exact same way and each penis is uniquely formed. Anyway I like to tease the penis, lick, swirl my tongue around it up and down, small kisses here and there, teasing and licking the balls then slowly putting my mouth over the tip or head of the penis sucking bit by bit then taking the whole penis in my mouth sucking and pushing the penis deep in my mouth...........I will stop there because every penis experience is different.

I know guys say oh they prefer the word cock, I guess its more a turn on for them well sorry I prefer saying penis......it just does it for me, so sorry readers plus I'm not an erotic author just writing my thoughts. xxx

I'm back

2009-08-13T03:24:00.000-07:00

Hi ya,

I'm back! After a great holiday!

So many new things are going to be happening I will be busy for awhile and will still try to keep updating my blog. I can't wait and I will be introducing my new duo partner Toni to you soon.

Thanks for those who have voted..very interesting.

Much love

x

Greetings From Abroad

2009-07-31T14:02:00.001-07:00

Hi ya,

Been having an amazing time in the sun..... not looking forward to getting back to reality.

I have a sexy encounter before I left the UK, what a way to leave. I have an out call appointment the night before I left in Bromley. My client asked me to bring my swimming costume I didn't mind as I had alot of new swimming costumes so I didn't mind trying out one I decided to take my green tankini with the combination of the tiny short I knew it would go down a storm. So I drove to bromley and once I got to the address I gave him a call, he came down to meet me which I thought was very sweet. We walked up four flights of stairs it felt like forever only cause I was wearing my high heels, lol. We got up to his flat and he offered me a drink and we had a chat, what I liked about him was he was very switched on, very clever and funny. I was definitely attracted to him, he said to me "I didn't realise you would be this tall" i responded " it's the heels honey, I'm nearly 6ft3 in heels" Yes couldn't stop looking at my sexy long legs and my ample busom was on show. He then asked me if I would like to go to the pool, I said to him I thought you were never going to ask. We took our drinks to the pool and sat on the edge and talked more, then it was time to get in, i was thinking this is definitely going to be fun. He got into the pool and I got in as well, we got close together and started kissing.....wow what a kisser indeed. I pulled myself closer to him and wrapped my legs around him...oh yeah I could feel his cock hard against me. He then slowly walked to the edge so my back was against the wall and began to suck on my breasts and glide his fingers across my vagina slowly I then had to feel on his cock ooh I so wanted to pull it out, lol. Things continued to get pretty heated in the pool for sometime, I wanted him to fuck me in the pool but we couldn't because of the cameras, I figured the security guards have seen enough and it was time to continue the show up stairs in private. You know sometimes I think I'm abit of an exhibitionist I like walking around naked with the windows open don't care who sees, lol

Anyway back in the flat I sat on the sofa begin to peel of my tankini while I look at his throbbing penis behind his shorts, I'm standing there naked now and he cant take it anymore, I use my tongue to put a condom over his stiff cock and lay down on the couch as he enters me,I'm so turned on my pussy is dripping with excitement. I know he is so excited he will come soon so I quickly push him off so I can turn around and take it from behind then he come deep inside me , what a fierce fuck. I could do with that more often. We have a few drinks and talk then it's time for me to leave as I am catching a flight in a few hours. I forgot my swimming costume at his house......a good excuse to go back, lol

Braided Hair- My African Look

2009-07-16T14:29:00.000-07:00

I'm going on holiday in 48hrs so this weekend!!!!!!!!!! So I braided my hair, it's been awhile since I have had my hair braided like this it is call Ghana braids. I guess it is my African look. I like it it is so easy to maintain it.

So I look something like this (see picture)

Sexy Fun

2009-07-14T03:44:00.000-07:00

What a night I had last night. I'm sure that guy had Viagra my goodness it's been awhile since I have fucked for over an hour without the man coming , it's Viagra right? It must be. He didn't come till he exhausted himself finally he shot his load over my tits. Fucking for over an hour non stop....it was pleasurable though and he was hot so my vagina was best pleased.

A client that had been trying to catch up with me came over today, he came from Brighton, we agreed I would call him Bigfoot ha ha ha ha as in the movie. Let me tell you looks are deceiving he was 6ft 7ins yeah he was tall. I never wonder how clients are in the sack cause there is no point. When we spoke on the phone, I gave him directions which he got wrong then it started raining but he finally got to the flat drenched by the rain awwww. Once we started talking i found him rather charming and funny. He told me he came to visit me after reading my blog and my website he said he like my personality and he can see I don't mess about and he likes that. Well well well he doesn't mess around either with his oral skills he definitely gives great oral sex...sucking on my clit not too hard just right. Men do not seem to realise for some reason the clitoris is sensitive how would you feel if i bit down on your penis or balls? yeah exactly. Anyway his skills were impressive. When I was going down on him he yelled out "you bitch" i nearly burst out laughing because I knew he wasn't trying to abusive me it was a reaction from my impressive skills. What can I say I am talented int hat department. After John said to me "I'm so sorry for calling you a bitch I didn't mean it in the way to call you a name" I chuckled I said to him "Don't worry I could tell it was because you were enjoying it" He then said to me "Renee.......you know sometimes you spend money and you think oh what a waste of money well.....that was money well spent you are amazing. I told him I was glad he enjoyed himself. It is nice when clients tell me I have satisfied them.

I am feeling FAB & HORNY!!!

2009-07-09T10:41:00.000-07:00

I have had an amazing week and I am one year older and ofcourse wiser, lol. My friends have been so amazing. I have been around my family and friends it really has been a lovely time.

I am feeling so good, excited and the future is looking bright. There is a few things I have decided to embark on and a few things I need to do for me and my happiness. I am away soon that should be fun the end of the month is coming so quick i cant believe it.

So catch me while you can.......I'm back to work!

Happy Birthday Renee!!!!

2009-06-29T23:20:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me.. happy birthday to meeee Happy birthday to me!

Pray the weather on Saturday is good cause I'm having a BBQ party with friends and family!

I will be spoiling myself extra today and out for dinner n drinks with the girls

Thought of The Week

2009-06-28T05:45:00.001-07:00

Thought of the week: "Always put yourself first because no one else will"

I'm a JUNE BABY............

2009-06-24T12:27:00.000-07:00

It's my birthday this month.....yes the month is nearly over so yes its right at the end.

I wonder weather next week i should do a birthday special....... just thinking...........

Oral Fixation

2009-06-11T11:36:00.000-07:00

Thought of the week:

When a guy is going down on you is he going down on you because he actually wants to pleasure you and make you wet or cum? or is because he wants you wet so he can stick his cock in you? fellas do tell me...........

I do have my ideas

Size Matters?

2009-06-05T08:08:00.001-07:00

Well does it? Everyone has a type and that is why it is good to have choices. A client told me he was searching on the Internet for a blonde white escort and then he came across me, ha ha ha ha ha he was serious he said he accidental found me and decided to go with me instead of the blonde escort he was going to see. How flattering i think. I am a voluptuous size 16 is 5ft 11inches and about 6ft 2 inches in my heels(i love them I don't care how tall I am) and I definitely do not have blonde hair. I have seen clients who said they don't normally go for curvier (politely speaking) women but they have seen me because they are drawn to my personality I actually think they mean my awesome breasts. I have to admit my breasts are quite amazing they are full 36 GG (I really do need to get remeasured) and they are firm, nice colour, perkyish (is this even a word) and definitely not saggy with huge nipples which I tend to suck myself, yes I can suck my own nipples they are fab.

Men: Women vs SEX vs Money

2009-06-03T15:19:00.000-07:00

A question I have been asking my friends, male friends anyway. Why is it guys will pay top dollar for their cars, their watches even their clothes but when it comes to women they tend to be abit tight...sometimes...the majority of the times. Anyway my point is I see clients yes Men with Chopard watches, Breitling watches even Tag Heuer watches these watches ain't cheap and their expensive cars yes Porches, Aston Martin, Mercedes, BMW, Lotus, Jaguars yet they still ask for discount on rates I consider fairly low already. I mean I may not be able to afford Chanel watches but i can afford a D&G or Gucci watch if you look around you can get what your budget caters for. I remember a client telling me he sees escorts because he is so busy and it works out cheaper than meeting a girl, going on three dates in the hopes that she puts out....his words not mine. Dinner for two on a budget = £70 Dinner for two = £200 incl drinks, Drinks on a night out = £75. Do the maths, lol!

Life N Love

2009-05-26T15:59:00.001-07:00

What is love? How do we express love? How do you expect to be love?

Love has been defined ;
A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.
A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance.
Sexual passion.
Sexual intercourse.
A love affair.
An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object.
A person who is the object of deep or intense affection or attraction; beloved. Often used as a term of endearment.
An expression of one's affection: Send him my love.
A strong predilection or enthusiasm: a love of language.
The object of such an enthusiasm: The outdoors is her greatest love.
Love Mythology. Eros or Cupid.

I think love changes and there is a definition for each individual person and their experiences. I think loves changes as it grows and there are different dynamics of love, I don't not think love should change you especially for the worst some people do stupid things and say it was for love but I agree jeopardising your character for love is out of the question. Be who you are in love and through love.

Why am I thinking of love right now I'm not sure blogs are for expressing your mind so I guess I am at the right place. My friend was dating this guy for nearly 3yrs he was fairly well off and she is the opposite well I mean she basically didn't earn nearly as much as him and was trying to start her career off and had changed jobs etc. Alot of people do say never date a rich man it never works. I remember what attracted her to him the most it was his generosity, his kindness his knowledge and the fun factor he was exciting and that was what she needed at that poin tin her life. Obviously there are good points and bad points of things the highs and lows I guess. He was getting separated or starting the process of a divorce. so yes he was about 13yrs her senior and yes has children. In the beginning of the relationship things like this never pose a problem but 3yrs later shouldn't a divorce be settled by now? shouldn't his family members know about her? Anyway my point is over the years she went on business trips so travelled alot with him, moved in and then the stresses of his kids now living abroad, a new house, a new jobs these things obviously take a toll on people and he started saying to her oh I buy you this and buy you that give you whatever you need what do I get? This is the dynamic in a relationship when things are not right..... This is what I didn't get, How does a man who has everything materialistic things anyway expect to be shown love? It her buying him expensive gifts she cant afford or her buying hawes& curtis shirts and cufflinks he will never wear cause they are not the expensive brand he buys after awhile you stop buying it because what is the point. Or is it being there for him as a companion and friends, cooking meals, going to the cinema, saving money to buy an expensive care experience day, saving money to buy an xbox,moving out of the house when his kids come to visit him in the country, not answering the house phone in case it is his children ringing, yes I was there for her to talk to. So what was that not love? Taking a back seat and not creating any drama is not love? I think she now knows that you have to love yourself first before you can love and be loved and it is important to put yourself first because no one else will. When they met she wanted and needed the fun factor the excitement bbut now she needs stability, focus a foundation and if she could not find that with him she find it in herself and create it for her.

Holiday Blues....Yes Still

2009-05-21T06:44:00.000-07:00

Yes I still have post holiday blues! aaaarrrrgggghhh. I want to be in the sun, sea, sand........... but i'm not. I will love to visit the Caribbean again one day soon my next trip will have be Africa have to visit the family. Africa is beautiful! I can't wait to go. hmmmmm decisions decisions so where next Africa or the Caribbean???

I need some lovely men to help me get over my holiday blues..any takers??

The News

2009-05-14T09:00:00.000-07:00

I have been laughing so hard at the news M& S were planning to charge £2 extra for bras over the size DD, as I am a GG you could understand I was interested in this news. Apparently M&S have said it requires extra specialist work. Yeah right it require more material and I'm sure these bras are made in India and china I highly doubt these people are paid the extra 2pence they earn from M&S MY GOODNESS! It's like escorts saying they will charge extra for penis's over 6inches because it requires extra specialist work! ha ha ha ha...That's not actually a bad idea!

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?M&S_facing_big_bra_bust-up&in_article_id=646556&in_page_id=34

And what else is in the news oh yes Jordan & Peter have broken up boo hooo hoo. If they have it is sad because they have children but big deal look how high the divorce rate is in the UK anyway and I'm not surprised it was going to happen eventually just didn't expect now. I would not be surprised if they milk the separation story get all the magazine deals, get back together milk that then of course another baby and renew their wedding vows. Shallow or it's their job nothing would surprise me with stars who are famous from parading their lives on television. Whatever happens I just hope those children do not suffer.

Rendevous

2009-04-21T14:45:00.000-07:00

I have been too busy to write I have forgotten everything that has been going on with me. Renee has been very busy and trying to pack for a holiday and shopping has gotten fairly stressful. So I haven't been able to accept all my bookings but one I could not say no was from a client I have seen before. He's very busy banker dude American, I'll call him Mr America. Well and just as I was saying to myself I have not got outcalls for ages I get quite a few requests. I like outcalls seeing how people live especially the wealthy ones and staying in lavish hotels. Anyway back to the story he asked to me to come for an overnight at his house that was fine it wasn't to far from where I live and it's in an affluent area.n Suningdale, Sunninghill areas near ascot, the houses there are sooo nice. I figured I would wear my sexy lingerie and wear a coat over it but not a long coat. So I drove over to his house interested with what the night would be like, So I get to the address and what do I see a SECURITY GATE! Great I don't even know if it's his real name I tell myself, the security guard asks who I'm visiting I tell him and he directs me and asks if i need him to go with me I decline the offer as I'm embarrassed as my thighs are on show ha ha ha ha! So I head up to the house. He greets me at the door and we head into the house. I hear voices I ask him who that is he answers the help and laughs, I'm not amused I'm now in the hallway in killer heels (love em) fishnets, and a big coat. And now the help are talking to him......how embarrassing I can't even make eye contact when they say hi. Because I'm thinking they know I'm, an escort or do they think I'm just a lady friend or they are probably use to his late night visits from women. I do tell him he could of warned me hee insists it's fine and I should stop worrying and relax.

We go upstairs to his bedroom, the house is absolutely amazing by the way. Anyway he offers me a t-shirt I say to him can he not see what I am wearing for him. He laughs uncontrollable and says he wants us to have a relaxing night in and wants us too be normal and fun. OK that was a wasted outfit! I end up wearing his t-shirt and my french knickers. We drink wine and talk,watch a movie, have a shower together and go to bed. We are at it like rabbits ha ha ha ha ha seriously he has a bionic penis after 20mins its back up again! Sex,nap, sex nap, sex, nap,sex, nap until the early hours. He was finally exhausted as he was wrestling me when I attempted to ride him. Guess he got enough of his overnight. I find it hard to sleep so at 7am I was up getting ready to go. He asked me to stay for breakfast that there is no rush. I end up staying and he asks me to stay the rest of the day. I obviously cannot as my work phone is ringing and I have missed calls. I tell him I have to work and he says oh he will match whatever I would be making. I don't like it when clients say that because I enjoy my independence and It's like they want to buy me. Anyway I tell him I have to go to work (ha ha ha ha) And as lovely as the offer is I will have to decline. I had a lovely time and he is lovely and fun to be with. But that is it I never mix my personal life with work. If I said yes to his offer this time everytime we meet he will say the same thing then next it willbe I dont want you escorting I will match what you earn ha ha ha ha ha I have learnt my lesson.

To all my readers.... kiss kiss and more kisses.

x

Happy Easter Everyone!!

2009-04-12T04:18:00.000-07:00

So it's Easter, time to be with family, friends relax and eat. To be quite honest I would prefer to be in bed at home relaxing , bath filled with bubble bath candles a glass or rose. But I can do that at the family home anyway. So today I am with my family cooking and eating no Easter eggs for me otherwise that's an extra hour in the gym. Christmas and Easter do not really feel the same anymore. I guess when children are around it will feel more like that so until I have my children it will feel like another normal day. I am in bed as I write this blog it's so comfortable.

Happy Easter...and don't eat to many choc eggs. A moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips.

A Good Friday Indeed

2009-04-10T11:26:00.000-07:00

What a relaxing day I have had well trying to have. I have been starting and stopping this blog as I have been asked to the movies TO WATCH 2 FAST TOO FURIOUS ....no guys its not by choice ha ha ha ha I'd rather stay in bed to be honest and have good Friday. What have I done today cooked, laundry, shopping more shopping , talking on my phone, driven like everywhere. Did you eat fish today? It's good Friday today......I made grilled salmon veg and potatoes it was yummmy.

I have been in a reflective mood today. I was thinking I have alot more white clients than black clients, I am not complaining it's just interesting because in my what do I call it normal life I have never dated a white guy and that's not by choice either the opportunity has just never risen. So I was telling a client the other day we get on so well if it wasn't in these circumstances of how we met we would most probably never meet because I don't approach men (well only after a couple of cocktails) especially white guys, Because I just thought white guys were not attracted to me. So it's interesting because I don't discriminate never have never will we are all people. I mean look at Brand Pitt he is hot hot hot! OMG (Oh My God) Grant Mitchell turned up at mine the other day well obviously he wasn't Grant Mitchell what's his real name?? Ross Kemp yes that's it but he may as well have been I was like damn your hot well that's what I was thinking in my head ha ha ha.
I'm glad my Italian Stallion is back, hes as British as they come but I'm convinced he has some Italian in him, okay he looks it to me ha ha ha. We had a break up that I didn't know about as there was some misunderstanding but it's all sorted out now and we made up. We could have made up ages ago if he was upfront and said what was on his mind. I have missed him because he's so funny he calls it as he sees it and he told me I've LOST WEIGHT! WOO HOO!

Mr Scotland has been sooo busy and we finally caught up this week, he is so handsome and sweet. We talk for hours and I love he is interested in whatever I talk about as boring as he may find it he still listens, that is so sweet. He always says he wants to treat me as a lady should. I'm going to make him dinner soon let's hope he likes it I better start deciding I like to cook I'm a good cook, I find it therapeutic.

I find it so nice when clients come to visit me from a little bit further a field, quite a few come from London, but also all over the place. I do wonder what is up with people when they say oh they are in Guildford its too far, are you kidding me? I went shopping in Guildford today! It's a 15min drive! But I mean it's fine by me if you can't be bothered to make a little effort I can't be bothered to make the effort to satisfy you so it's better that way right? Your the ones missing out not me *giggles*

So I have finally decided to get new pictures for my website, it's about time. I'm fed up with the comments about my website: "you look older on your website" 'your pictures do not do you justice" "wow i wasn't expecting you to be so stunning" "you are gorgeous" "beautiful" Right I like the fact that clients are hugely surprised by how beautiful I am, I want them to be surprised but not hugely surprised as though they are expecting an ugly duckling. I am planning to take pictures before I go on holiday but now I think I will changed it to when I am back from my holiday with my sunkissed beautiful skin. Yes that's an even better idea. The thing about photoshoots is I get bored, seriously but that's with everything I cannot sit and do one thing Like an hour sucking a man's cock ha ha ha ha not going to happen not only because my jaw will kill me but I will get bored. Anyway photoshoots are meant to be glamorous but hey are not I get nervous and feel even more paranoid, I mean when out on the town with the girls I have some amazing pictures seriously but that's because I am not conscious out the camera. Well I want to have picture that reflect me, my laid back real personality, my cheekiness, my beautiful and youthful looks without showing my face. But I'm not going to have these overly glamorous photographs either because I can't airbrush myself each time a client is visiting me can I? ha ha ha ha ha. Also I am actually quite glad I do not show my face because it keeps something back and clients are always pleasantly surprised they think I'm going to be 40 and are surprised I look younger than my age. I will definitely upload some pictures here when I get them done.

Ta Ta

xoxo

Soooooo

2009-04-09T15:06:00.000-07:00

Oh what a couple of days it has been. I have been having a good time alot of comediennes

So the other day I was at a girlfriends house and we were talking about Sex and the City. Well we were discussing sex and the city and talking about who we all thought we were more like. Apparently my friends said I am Samantha, for those who know nothing about SATC Samantha is the man eater! LMAO (laughing My Ass Off) I had decided Renee would be my alter eager but if my friend's compare me to Samantha it's not much of an alter ego is it? hmmm oh well. I do love Samantha's character played by the actress Kim Cattrall, shes vivacious, doesn't mince he words, calls it as shes sees it, sees a guy and goes for it, confident, and is a nympho I think, she definitely loves sex especially good sex. Hmmm I guess it rings a bell.

Samantha jones from Sex and The City

Escorting

2009-04-06T01:44:00.000-07:00

I was not sure what to title this posting, I have a few things to talk about.
Anyway a guy has been emailing for awhile as he wants to meet up so we have been talking and getting to know eachother. Well we arranged a meeting and he cancelled the reason being that he had read some blogs of escorts and he can see that escorts live a dark life and are really unhappy and he does not want to take advantage. WHAT!?? I did not even bother responding because I could not be bothered I just laughed. We had been communicating over emails for a couple of weeks.......did I sound unhappy and forced into this? duh I don't think so.

Escorting for me is and always be a choice, I can always stop tomorrow if I want to and obviously that day will happen one day. Like alot of girls I know they have huge debts to pay off especially university debts. I come form an educated background and excelled in education to a masters level to a professional qualification. I feel education is a very very important. I have travelled and been exposed to various cultures, I have lived in Africa and I have lived in America for two years. I have worked in different industries and have communicated with people on all types of levels. I did not go to university for the sake of it I have a career. See so I'm not just a pretty face.

This is a picture of me doing what I do best...on the phone as usual.

I do like escorting because I enjoy sex. I enjoy men and I enjoy sexual relations. Most of all I think I enjoy the attention I get from men. ha ha ha yes I said it. But I have to admit sometimes having sex with a stranger someone I know nothing about and probably not even their real name is more exciting and intense than a boyfriend or lover. Why is that? I guess you don't expect this stranger to know what you like or which buttons to push but hey when they push them it is even more exciting. I guess a client feels the same way. And to be honest escorting is more than sex. The other day a lovely gentlemen came to see me for and hour, I gave him a massage I didn't touch his bits or kiss him as he stated he just wanted some female company and we talked about his life he had an amazing story he had been married for 51yrs and his wife passed away a few months earlier so he was lonely. I did tell him he was blessed with an amazing family and grandchildren and he will always have the memories over 50yrs of them to remember his wife. He really touched me I was mesmerised by his story of this life. See it's not all about sex.

I do acknowledge that not everyone is like me there are girls out there forced into brothels, I find it disgusting that men go there and it is obvious these girls are being forced and you can still go and do sexual activities with these girls they should feel ashamed of themselves.

Renee Time.....

2009-04-03T14:10:00.000-07:00

So I greet you at the door dressed in a baby doll outfit, stockings, my killer heels (i have plenty), lipgloss. With two glasses of wine in my hand one for you and one for me. I greet you with a kiss and guide you to my bedroom. I show you my ensuite bathroom incase you want to freshen up. We chat until I tell you to get comfortable or I undress you...if that is what you want. I then slowly guide you to the bed an you are lying on your back looking at me. I walk towards you and scrawl on you and start kissing you passionately as we keep touching every single parts of eachothers body. After we have both had enough, I stand up and peel off my stockings, undo my babydoll dress so now my boobs are exposed and I further take off my baby doll dress now my whole naked body is exposed. I scrawl over to you and kiss your cock, I then put the condom on your penis and my mouth to make sure it is well in placed over your penis. I then slowly pull myself up to you so you can suck on my breasts that you are starring at. Then I lift my as up and come down on your penis ........................

This is an average day with me but it not everyone wants average do they.....

I am Stunning!!

2009-03-31T14:59:00.000-07:00

Yes I'm stunning, I was getting dressed this morning and looking at myself in the mirror as in my bedroom I have a big wardrobe with mirrors and I thought to myself..."Renee you are kinda stunning" and you know what I looked at myself and said to myself "I would do me too". I am being so serious that is what is probably making me laugh. I mean if I don't blow my own trumpet who else will. Tonight a client I visited for the first time said " you are all I desired and more, Renee you really are gorgeous" And you know what he is right. I hear positive comments from men all the time and I would say to myself oh they are just saying this just for the sake of it. But I know they are not. Halle Berry is Stunning!

No one is satisfied with themselves 100%, I'm not going to complain about I wanna loose weight I want to tone up, I just have to go ahead and do it which is why I have been working out in the gym and i'm enjoying it, it's hard work but worth it in the long run.

Customer Service

2009-03-26T16:58:00.000-07:00

Right so customer service, I have decide to look into this further as I have heard some interesting stories from clients that have experienced bad customer service. So here is the definition:

Customer service is the provision of service to customers before, during and after a purchase.
According to Turban et al. (2002)[1], “Customer service is a series of activities designed to enhance the level of customer satisfaction – that is, the feeling that a product or service has met the customer expectation.”

When I go go shopping an activity I do regularly I expect good customer service from the staff in the store otherwise I will be pissed off., When I call up my phone company I expect to be spoken to in a good manner basically good customer service otherwise I will take my money somewhere else. I cannot be expect to be treated rudely and still part with my money....are you kidding me???!

So when I hear about these men that call lady escorts and are spoken to very rudely and still go and visit these women, end up having an awful experience, I do not feel sorry for you, you should have realised that when she said "what do you want" .I mean when you went to buy your car did you get rude service from the company? I don't think so otherwise you would not have handed over your money. It's the same with escorting this is a service that is being provided so I do not understand if someone is rude to you when you call to enquire and you still go and visit. I mean come on get it together what did you expect?! ha ha ha ha Some people are so surprised by my manner on the phone and have commented a few times that I have a very good telephone manner and put them at ease straight away. Well what can I say, it's not even fake that's just how I am, good natured and very genuine. I like to keep it real. Do you really think if a client is rude to me on the phone I will let him come over, no way. My response to rudeness has been "I do not know what type of day you have had but If you want to call back when you have had a good day I may carry on with this conversation", " You do not know me to be speaking to me in an appropriate manner", "call me when you learn some manners, goodbye", "I don't care that you are a MD or whatever I do not work for you and even if I did I would never let you speak to me like that!" I really could go on. Some men can be arrogant but I have to admit it is not a everyday occurance.

I'm Back Full-time

2009-03-24T08:44:00.000-07:00

Hello!!

I have been so busy.....So much has happened in the last couple of weeks I do not even know where to begin. I'm going on holiday soon to the sunshine so the count down starts now 4 weeks form today, yay yay!!!!

I have started stress smoking, who believes in that? lol I do but my friends think it's a load of crap ha ha ha ha. None smokers don't hate me it's not real smoking i promise! And I always use mouth wash.n

So I am now working full time as my circumstances have changed but I'm not going to talk about that right now because it is depressing and right now I'm not depressed and don't want to think about depressing news I will say may Jade Goody rest in peace.

So I'm working full time and I am enjoying my free time, I am slowly but surely getting into a routine, I was at the gym at 7am yesterday I'm proud of myself I really am and I wanted to go again yesterday evening but I did not get around to it. I will go tonight though, now it doesn't feel like a chore and if I keep it up the healthier I will be so that is the plan. A lot of guys have emailed me not to work out too much because they do not want my breasts to go down, ha ha ha ha that is always the first to go with me the breasts just shrink when I start losing weight. But I have promised I wont do anything drastic and I always keep my promises. So fellas do not worry I don't want to look like Naomi Campbell or skinny models, I love my curves so I just want tighter curves.

I love this "skinny bitch" I always say it to my friends cause they are all skinny and still complain...us women will never be happy I'm sure all those A list celebs are not happy with their appearance.

So what has been going on with me?? Well I have of course met some lovely men as usual and a few regulars especially now I have more free time, I don't know how long it will last so enjoy me now! I have decided to start reading much more when I was younger I use to read so many books. So I'm going to go to a book shop and find something interesting to read, if anyone has any ideas do let me know.

So I went to visit a client in Hammersmith, I like Irish men they are so sweet. He was already naked when he opened the door, that startled me because I actually enjoy undressing a man bit by bit, rubbing him and seeing his excited cock. He was excited alright but I have to admit I couldn't stop starring at his cock and thinking what I would do to it in a few minutes. I was offered a glass of wine which I find really nice when I visit someone at their house. While he poured me a drink I decided to get on all fours and suck his cock. He was expecting that but he was definitely happy. He had to tell me to stop quite a few times because he was about to come. I absolutely love hearing that it just arouses me even more. I then took off my top and he nearly came by the sight of my breasts, definitely one of my best assets. And it was time for the bedroom to fool around some more until he could not take it anymore but I love foreplay then I got on top of him and rode his cock. He came fairly quickly and was abit embarrassed but I love it when a man come quickly not because I can leave but it shows how turned on he was by me, it makes me feel good to know I am pleasing a man. And just because you cum does not mean its over....I still have to squirt. ha ha ha ha

I think this is one of the first times I have gone into details of my appointment.

Blow Job

2009-03-18T16:52:00.001-07:00

Blow jobs are great. I mean I love giving a man a blow job and looking at his toes, lol because when its good you see his toes curl up and it just gives me a thrill that he is enjoying it. I like giving pleasure I mean whats life without a little pleasure?

Anyway my point about blow jobs, well I had a client visit me. But when a client calls me I am always clear firstly to find out what type of person they are and what they are looking for to make sure I am the type of girl they are looking for. So I ask this particular client what doing you like? what are you looking for? blah blah blah anyway his response is he like normal things a relaxing time etc, so that was fine for me. Anyway he visits me and he seems nice and he is clean. So abit of foreplay etc and oral of course well, he basically wanted oral for the whole time 1 hour of oral......are you crazy! Like my friend commented what did he want you to get lock jaw! ha ha ha I mean and hour of oral is just not me and if that was what he wanted he should have made it clear, which he did not! So I had to tell him that I was not going to be giving him oral sex for the 1 hour and if that was what he wanted he should have be up front and said so. He was not happy but neither was I. At least I finished him off. Maybe he should give himself oral for and hour and see how he likes that. I mean what fun is that.

Depressing News Coverage

2009-02-23T12:44:00.000-08:00

Anytime on the news there is just depressing news! I think I will stop watching the news!

1. The bush fires in australia so many peolpe died
2. Bombing in Cairo
3. More troops going to war
4. Jade Goody Dying of cancer
5. Credit crunch credit crunch

i could go one couldn't I..........

Yes some people will think Jade Goody dying of cancer so many people go through this everyday but like she said it never crossed her mind she would ever get cancer, nothing like that would but i think it is a shock because she is in the public eye not because people celebrity are different no, it just brings things like this to light and makes you think about these things more because it is true life. I think that it is good she has been on TV and gone to papers because there has been a rise in smear test and she has probably saved peoples lives. Anyone dying is sad. Depressing I read the paper today and stopped cause this person was murdered that person was shot........my goodness!

I NEED SOME GOOD NEWS..........yes this is the world we live in a reality.

Update

2009-01-29T13:32:00.001-08:00

It's been a long time!!! wow I have not written in awhile but which means there should be so much to write about right? wrong.

I have tried to keep myself busy but nothing interesting or exciting, I haven't been on an African safari or to las vegas..two things I will love to do one day. That would be awesome, I will post the pictures when I do this.

I thinkI'm having what do they call it winter blues, after xmas break it was hard to get back into the swing of things with work I feel llike I need a 6month holiday, would'nt that be lush! Hey I can dream.

Christmas

2008-12-30T15:07:00.000-08:00

My christmas break was much needed I had a great time but its never long enough. I enjoyed quality time with friend and family and yes I was left to do most of the cooking. Yes, I am a good cook believe it or not something I have to do more of.

I didn't really party or drink much I just had a relaxing time. My phone did ring for appointments I am so surprised because I figured everyone would be with their families. But the reality is not everybody has someone.

Squirting/Female Ejaculation

2008-12-17T12:29:00.000-08:00

I always get asked about my squirting otherwise known as female ejaculation. I will tell you about the history of this, I have not always been able to do this, this happened about 2-3 yrs ago and I remember I it just happened I thought I had done a wee wee (ha ha ha ha). I was so embarrassed!!!!!!! how embarrassing! Anyway I smelt it and I thought this isn't pee. So I realised it was squirting.

Well here are are some links of information about female ejaculation:

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sexandrelationships/female_ejaculation.htm

Cleanliness

2008-12-09T15:36:00.000-08:00

Cleanliness is important! I mean seriously that is something I take very seriously. If you are going to see a working girl the least you could be is clean!

Okay after that mini rant I can talk about my experience. For a few weeks I was talking to this guy who wanted to visit me he sounded lovely and I thought he is a lovely guy. Well he was lovely but he arrived unclean! If I can have a shower before each client I mean the least you could do is been clean, I will not call it a pet peeve because it should be just done! I tried but I couldn't and lessened our time together. I cannot believe the next day I received a text saying I didn't live up to the his expectations as the reviews he has read. Errrrm ha ha ha ha ha ha what a joke, maybe because those guys were CLEAN!

I will not see anyone that smells or has not washed, if you cannot wash at home I have two bathrooms here you can use one of them.

Am I Indian/Asian

2008-12-03T10:39:00.002-08:00

I have been asked a few times from guys if I have any Indian in me and even if I am Indian. The reason for this is some guys have commented saying that my pictures on my website look like I could be Asian. Is that true? Does anyone else think that?

I'm not Asian and have no problem with being asked If I am but I just wonder if my pictures show enough of me without me of course showing my face. I have been due for awhile to take new pictures. I don't feel pressurised to take pictures I just want to have new ones take and update my look . I am wondering if that makes sense...ha ha ha ha. Also I think it would be fun to get some professional pictures and use both professional and real pictures on the site.I promise not to get airbrushed! Only because I would hate someone coming to see me thinking they are going to visit Naomi Campbell. I want my pictures to be a true likeness of me so my clients can have a better feeling of what I look like. The comments I currently get get now from clients are that I am better than they expected and I look much younger than hey expected, he most common comment is " Your website doesn't do you justice!" I wonder if I am deterring clients because they think I may be a beast! Ha ha ha ha. I think some people are put off when you don't show your face but I have to keep something for me and I prefer it that way. Well no client has ever left because I am too ugly! I'm gorgeous...I mean I hear it all the time so I may as well except it right?

Working It Out

2008-11-23T12:07:00.000-08:00

I have finally gone back to the gym, I think with the gym you have to be in the right frame of mind. I am not going to the gym because I want to be stick thin but it is important to think about a fairly healthy lifestyle. And I have puton alotof weight over the yeas. So I am going to try my hardest. I don't like telling people I am on a diet especially at work because they start watching everything you eat. ha ha ha ha. SO annoying. So I will be keeping this, not DIET but healthier lifestyle to myself. I do notice when I try tooo hard to watch what I eat or diet I put on weight.

I have to go to the gym in the morning before I start work at 9am. I have gone twice at 6.30am but it's a struggle. They say something you do continually for 21 days becomes a habit, I hope this does.

Well wish me luck, the sad thing about weight loss when I lose weight my boobs are the first to go! I love my big breasts.I actually considered liposuction so I could keep my breasts. But I know hard work pays off.

Wish me luck!

Busy Busy Busy

2008-11-10T01:43:00.001-08:00

It's been really difficult writing. I have been busy, busy is good so I won't complain. As you know I have a daytime job , that job has been extremely busy. I like it so I just get on with it. Escorting, my phone has not stopped ringing. So I have been pretty exhausted. Nothing else has been really going on, ooooh I am planning a holiday. I have been working so hard so I definitely need to reward my self dont you think? I will tel you the destination eventually very excited!

I had a lovely client he would not stop giggling. I found it very uncomfortable wondering why is he giggling you laughs during a sexual act? I kept asking him if he was enjoying himself he assured me he was very very much and continued to giggles. What am I a clown? Well I know I obviously did it for him because as soon as I opened the door he stood up like a rock. Can't stop loving the effect I have on men. Guys a tip form a lady try not to giggle or laughing during sex....it can be a put off.

Outcalls

2008-10-29T12:39:00.000-07:00

Just when I was thinking to myself I haven't been booked much outcalls recently.... I got a call. ha ha ha... He was a lovely musician......he's off to LA to record his album.

I have been asked by clients what my expectations are when I am doing outcalls. I do not really have any well not anymore because I have nearly seen it all. That's also why I never try to imagine what a client will look like there is not point! I have visited some amazing hotels and gorgeous suites but also I have visited some amazing homes. I remember going to this mansion in Surrey, the help was at the house I was so embarrassed they were so friendly and nice eventually I figured they are obviously use to it. A few months back I remember reading in the Sunday newspaper of some famous guy I can't even remember what he did who was visited by a number of escorts..... goodness! I cant remember what he did or who he was now, I will google it later, anyway after reading the article in the newspaper I remembered I had visited him! Thank goodness I only visited him once because the paparazzi took so many pictures of the working girls that regularly visited him. Escorts are getting soooo much coverage in the newspapers these days....have you noticed it like its fashion. I prefer to stay discrete it's important to me and I have a huge career ahead of me.

Anyway back to escorting outcalls....It's nice if I am offered a drink most of the time I am. It's nice doing outcalls sometimes as you get to see people in different environments. I have been offered from dinner to cocaine yes cocaine, obviously I did not take cocaine never have and never will and I do not like visiting clients that do that especially if I'm there I will leave and have left.

I don't mind pets, especially if I am warned. Pets tend to get very jealous ha ha ha ha I find it cute.

I also like music, I always have my music but it is nice to hear other peoples music especially jazz music its very soothing.

I do expect a clean room and bathroom as I expect bathroom facilities as I sometimes may not just clean up but have a shower. There have been some lush showers I have been in even though I didn't need a shower I just had to get in it cause it was soooo beautiful.

What I have packed in my bag ready to go:

Condoms
Lubes
Toys.
Candles
Bottle of perfume
Spare pair of heels, holdups, chemise or babydoll
A spare top
Hair bands
Shower gel
Towel
Bottle Water

Educating Myself

2008-10-21T10:20:00.000-07:00

I have not written in about a week, my doesn't time just fly by? It's nice to hear that people are reading my blog it put a smile on my face. I'm sitting my living room watching Home and Away (Sad I know) with a big smile on my face. It's nice that people have commented that is it a nice way to get to know me and understand my humour, i see it influences people in visiting me or not. I don't bite! ha ha ha ha

So what have I been up to? I have been doing some training for work which has been really interesting, Dream weaver was the first training I did last week, next I will be training on Photoshop and Quark I am very excited because I believe in educating yourself especially when the opportunity arises.

I have had do much going on now my mind has gone blank.
Oooh I took this weekend off as I had family and friends around my house, it was very fun partying and all...... but tiring.

I have had some very nice comments form clients this week, I have been told my pictures do not do me justice, I actually hear that alot but I don't know where to find the time to take new ones, however I was told the surprise was worth it. And I was told I look much younger than expected...ha ha ha ha I don't know how to take this should I be offended that people think they are going to meet a wrinkly ugly cow?? ha ha ha ha. No I'm touched that people say these nice things about me it is definitely a confidence booster.
A lovely companion today told me he had done his research on me but I was much better than he could ever have imagined. That is just soooooo sweet of him to say. Let's call him Scott.... he's Scottish in case you didn't guess ha ha ha.. anyway I love accents and he has a Scottish accent. He is so sweet and gentle, after our time together he took me to dinner, it's always nice spending quality time with him, I enjoy making him smile because he does the same for me. He told me he has fallen for me in a big way, i was speechless but I am glad I make him happy I always look for wad to spending time with him. One rule I have and have broken and definitely learnt from is NEVER FALL FOR A CLIENT.... I will go into further detail about this soon but just not now. I realise that some men think they are saving you from the world of escorting because it is such a seedy thing! ha ha ha what am I being saved form? An ego boost from men? Dinner? Travelling? Meeting people I would never meet in my everyday life? Me having my own independence? I said I would not go into this but that's your preview.

Some Morning Fun

2008-10-15T09:40:00.001-07:00

I have been really naughty today I decided to take the morning off and I used this time to see a client. He had been trying to catch up with me for awhile but has not been able to, so this was a perfect opportunity.

He was lovely, I try not to talk too much about clients but what he said was understandable, some people work so much and travel so much they just want some female company a kiss and a cuddle. I love cuddles, I can cuddle you all night.

Another thing that is annoying I have to admit is time wasters. But seriously no one likes their time wasted in anything, so I do not see the big deal if you change your mind or something has come up or you just cannot be bothered, just send a text message please it's just common courtesy. I am lucky (touch wood) that I don't have much time wasters. The men that contact me are true gentlemen. This is only a problem for me because I don't want to miss Hollyoaks, yes I like watching hollyoaks, Lipstick jungle, Americas next top model and more.

Its A lonely place?

2008-10-13T16:50:00.000-07:00

I have read through some ladies blogs and notice alot of escorts tend to say this is a lonely job and I can see what they mean by this.
Staying at home all day and waiting for phone calls before you rush and get dressed or waiting at home all day not wanting to travel to far away from home and you get the phone call. Or being at home all day and you don't get a single phone call all day. That feeling can really make you low. I did not wanting to invite your friends over much in case a booking come through, I became a recluse.
I understand this because i've been there all these situations I have been there. I know how lonely and dark escorting can be and how it becomes your life and you do not want to miss a phone call just in case its the only call of the day. You stay away form friends, you don't go out anymore you hardly visit your family it can be very sad time or place. My friends said at that time I was a stroppy cow. (no they don't know what I did or do)
I have experienced this and had to learn for myself how escorting was going to fit into my life not my life fitting into my escorting life.

I decided "No" I'm still going to have a life and if clients wanted to see me they would book an appointment in advance, that shows they respect you and your time. I really like guys that take their time to book in advance but I also understand you would not really know if your in the mood next week Friday. ha ha ha ha. But I do not mind last minute callers, if I'm free I will see a client. I use to think I had to see a client or they would not call back but if they really want to see me they do , they have for me at least 95% of the time. Everyone needs their "me" time especially in this business. When I use to work as an escort full time ( I work part time now) I would have facials and treatments, go to the gym, walks, cinema, library to do something for me.
I realise you should not see a client because you feel you have to fit in and your in a rush because sometimes the can be transferred and it is not fair on the clients time.
Anyway my full time working days are long gone now, and yes I am working part time. I work full-time and it is very busy company and my role can be stressful but I enjoy my job, well right now I do....ha ha ha ha. So escorting evenings and weekends can be very very tiring so I decide how to plan my appointments, there is no point me being an escort if I see it as a chore, it's my hobby and I'm such an attention seeker so this line of work is perfect for me. I have been taken to alot of places, bought lovely things and have met some real gents. I still party on the weekends with my friends, I invite fiends around, I see family more

So I basically make it work for me too, escorting does not have to be a lonely place or time in your life, not if you don't want it to be.

What are your Services?

2008-10-08T15:05:00.000-07:00

Picture this. I'm in tescos doing my weekly shop picking up some groceries with my trolley mixing in with the busy customers. My work phone rings, yes my work phone I obviously have a private life and a work life. Anyway my work phone rings I pick it up "Hello" all I hear is "what are your services" I am shopping in Tescos with families and children around I do not feel it is appropriate to respond Oral, Girlfriend experience. I tell the caller I am abit busy and I can not talk right now and hang up.

Why do people feel it is appropriate to ask about services out right? why would you not email me what you like and enjoy? Don't get me wrong some people do not do this and it may sound like i'm complaining but it is abit infuriating. I have a full time job during the week and yes I can talk sometimes but I CANNOT SHOUT OUT A LONG LIST OF SERVICES! ha ha ha

Anyway last night I had a lovely evening with a regular client of mine. He is sooo charming and sweet. He came over with flowers and took me to dinner before we went back home for some evening fun. When you have seen someone for awhile you really really know exactly what buttons to push and I love that I can make him really really happy. I definitely think hes falling in love with me, i'm not suprised i'm a good girl. He wants to spend a weekend away sometime, I will have to see when I can fit that in. There's nothing better than a dirty weekend.

October Blues

2008-10-05T07:36:00.000-07:00

What crappy weather today! I feel so un motivated to do anything!
TV is crap but I am watching X-factor! Sad I know but I cant help it I get hooked just like i’m hooked on hollyoaks long story , ha ha ha ha

I haven't been feeling well this week but hopefully I'll be back in action. I have been feeling sooooooooo exhausted. I did party this weekend but now i've decided to hold of partying for abit. Let me recouperate.Right now I have a headache and i'm lying down sipping a glass of wine, wine + a headache don not mix right? ahhh wine is my weakness there is nothing relaxing with a cold glass of wine or cava.

To my clients to be. I do have a private life as well. I got a phonecall the other day listened to the voicemail tried to call back and sent a text I then put my phone in my bag and carried on doing whatever I was doing. Anyway he called back and i missed his call he left a rude message saying he thought I was free that why he called back (he sounded very rude) and I keep missing his calls. I definitely did not call him back. My available hours are stated clearly so obviously I am busy doing other things within he hours I am not working. Anyway my point is I do not take well to rude clients or rude people in general really.

Who AM I?

2008-09-25T14:17:00.000-07:00

Who is Ebony Renee? Does anyone really care? All they care about is me providing a service right??? hmmmmm.

I always get asked by clients; how did I start in this business....So I may as well get this out of the way now right?

I started into the world of Escorting 2 years ago 2006, wow doesn't time fly. I can't actually believe it has been that long. Everyone remembers their first client, vaguely but I still remember and the 2nd I think. ha ha ha ha.

Fresh out of University after studying a Marketing & Advertising degree, the heavy debt hanging over my head I wondered what was the point going through all that to come out with so much debt. I did what most fresh out of university students do look for that dream job. The dream Job didn't come but the temping admin jobs were in a vast amount. Boring boring boring admin jobs, I went from one to the other temping in crappy companies until one day I walked out of a temping job and never went back. I had enough of thisjob and I needed more money to pay all these bills and debt! So frustrating!

Before I walked out of that job I started thinking about escorting and how much I could make and the amount of free time I could have with extra studying or looking for my dream job. I placed and ad on the internet and my phone would not stop ringing, I was kinda excited not scared. So I had a booking for my first appointment in Cambridge, I called into work sick and got the train up to Cambridge.... ha ha ha ha. I remember being scared but pretended to be a professional it worked he didn't have a clue. It was over in minutes and he just talked loads and loads. I left Cambridge with a wad of cash and popped o the train back to kings cross and went home, I knew my temping job was over.

So I didn't go back to work. And thats how Renee started escorting....

The last two years have definitely had its ups and downs......you'll hear more of that later.